"Girls who aren't good at sports, who aren't good scholastically, have to find something they're good at to fit in. And if they start getting plumper or they start getting it in their minds that they're less attractive, that's when they become the girls who are very good at blow jobs, and the girls who can find you drugs. And it's not because they're having a good time."
-- Susan Sarandon
"The muse has to know where to find you."
-- Billy Wilder
Coincidence is God's way of staying anonymous.
-- old saying
"I have a large seashell collection, which I keep scattered on beaches around the world."
-- Steven Wright
"Really drunk is when you can't remember how you got home. Too drunk is when you start leaning on things that aren't there."
-- Fatboy Slim
"I couldn't go pop even if I had an asshole full of firecrackers."
-- Tim McGraw
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